First Of The Year

About six months ago I started this website with a vision of creating an online experience comparable to the moment in dubstep songs right before the beat drops when the woman screams something to forewarn imminent chaos.

Over those six months, your response has been nothing short of incredible. The site has garnered over 35 thousand hits, including views from over 46 different countries (The number was 47, but I prefer “over 46”).

However, I am here today to tell you that this was only the beginning. In spite of my normally passive lifestyle, I plan to dominate the World Wide Web with inexplicably interesting posts throughout the entirety of 2013.

Unfortunately, in the spirit of confidentiality, I cannot tell you exactly when these posts will come out; I can only promise you that they will.

Still, if you really want to stay on top of things going forward, I can tell you that the best way to stay updated with all things Crib Calls is through my Twitter page. I realize that none of you in your right mind will want to follow me because it very well may hurt your following to follower’s ratio. Yet, do not fear. My world domination plan contains a move of strategery that will make all of my Twitter content publicly available; so following me is not necessary.

This year, the only thing that is necessary is that you guys continue to be awesome. I promise that I will do everything I can to help you along the way, including filling this website with the things that you want and need to see. If you have enjoyed the past six months, trust me when I tell you that you haven’t seen nothin yet.

This post is the screaming woman in dubstep. You know what comes next.

Until next time,



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